The Standard Metric System

"The Standard Metric System" is the tenth track on Logan Whitehurst's debut album, Outsmartin' The Popos .

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(Anyways, like I was saying) Ahem. The Standard Metric System, a song by Logan Whitehurst. (yeah, yeah)

The Standard Metric System

Measures distances and weights For mass and volume, length and height It's used to calculate Compared to standard U.S. measures One can plainly see The metric system's blunt efficiency

Yard vs. meter, quart vs. liter The pound squares off against the kilogram, you see A decimal equation defines the U.S. nation As fools afraid to change their terminology

The world has the kilometer And we have got our mile The time has come to face the facts And face them with a smile <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">So if those foreign weirdos <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">Try to ask us to conform <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">We'll blow their stupid countries all to hell

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">(Very good, very good, exceptional) (It's so true) (I know)