Friends Like Bill

"Friends Like Bill" is the fifteenth track on I Would Be A Biggest Octopus

"''Can you guess what this song is about? If I had more friends like Bill, I'd get a Rhythm King drum machine from the 70's, just like the one I borrowed from Andrew Dragonetti to do this drum track." - ''Logan Whitehurst

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I have a two-dimensional friend, his name is Bill He's my goodest, bestest friend in the world I traded Bill for a baseball card I wish I had more friends like him

CHORUS: When you have friends like Bill Nobody tells you what to do Everybody steps aside and Tells you you can just walk through When you have friends like Bill Everything is absolutely Running like clockwork When you have friends like

I have a three-dimensional friend, his name is Lou He's the smartest guy I know in the world He has a plan to get a lot of friends like bill He pulls the trigger and everybody gets on the floor

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Now Lou and I have so many friends like Bill We don't know where to go; we're in a hurry, you see Maybe we'll take our brand-new buddies On a roadtrip down to beautiful Mexico

(Dos cervezas y la cuenta, por favor!)

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