Mrs. Fenway

The twenty-second track on I Would Be A Biggest Octopus.

"''Based on the band name, "The Second Mrs. Fenway." Which is a bad band name, I know. But it's a good song title. The whole thing came to me in a flash in my car, which blinded me and caused me to run into the sixth Mrs. Fenway. If only I had known who she was at the time. Tsk, tsk, tsk." ''- Logan Whitehurst

Lyrics
CHORUS: Mrs. Fenway, me oh my Why'd you have to go and die? Now we have to say goodbye to Mrs. Fenway, Mrs. Fenway

The first Mrs. Fenway went to the store Said she'd be back at three or four Got her head caught in the sliding door Now she's not Mrs. Fenway no more

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The second Mrs. Fenway stub her toe At the moving picture show She stumble out into the snow Now she help the flowers grow

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The third Mrs. Fenway was very fat Made the ground shake when she sat She bend over to pet the cat And her buttissimo squash her flat Oh no

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The fourth Mrs. Fenway write her will And she take the sleeping pill Then she jump from the window sill And she land in the rumor mill

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The last Mrs. Fenway stayed at home She was too afraid to roam Mr. Fenway fuss and foam When she choke on the telephone

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