Sid Sheinberg's Tuesday Nite Revue

"Sid Scheinberg's Tuesday Night Revue" is the sixth track on Logan Whitehurst's debut album, and is one of the many skits on the fictional character named "Sid Scheinberg".

Lyrics
Thank you, thank you, no seriously, thank you. Thank you very much, thank you, thank you. Now I'd like to do another song for you, this is one that came up back in '48, and I wrote it with my cousin Bernie, and it goes something like this. Three, four

You say you don't really love me. You say you don't want me around.

How can you say that when it's not true? You love me like I love you.

Don't deny me, I am what you need. Don't deny me, I know where you live.

Why deny what you know is true? You're for me and I'm for you.

It's time for me to get inclined. 'Cause the days of wack rhymes are way behind...

And she walks alone. And she's far from home. Sometimes she asks herself, "Why bite the hand that feeds her?"

Commuter train, I wish I had your speed. Keep movin' forward, so's I can say goodbye.

I'm in a wack ass crew and I can't escape. I'm in a wack ass crew and I can't escape.

I'm in a wack ass crew and I can't escape. I'm in a wack ass crew and I can't escape.

The double helix make us not so dummy, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

The double helix make us lots of money, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

She's killin' me, she's killin' me, she's killin me, Ohhhh, she's killin' me.

Christopher Walken is a bad ass, Christopher Walken is a bad ass

Christopher Walken is a bad ass, Christopher Walken is a bad, bad ass.

Under the purple drawbridge, I said, "Take me away to a new Saturn, 'cause I been talkin' to the mushroom man, and he said 'Eek Eek goes the panda.' So everybody in the mattress, disco!"

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">Thank you, thank you, no seriously, thank you. Not you, 'cause I see you, shut up! No, yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.