Rudolf Nureyev

"Rudolf Nurevev" is the seventh track on Logan Whitehurst's debut album, Outsmartin' The Popos .

Lyrics
I wish  that everything would just work out The way it was supposed to And everything was perfect And no one had ever heard of the Macarena ('Eez my boyfriend/But 'eez stoo-pid)

I wish that everybody knew my name And that they'd call me on the telephone And they'd say, "Hey Logan, what's up Ya wanna go fer lunch?"

If everybody was perfect They wouldn't have to repeat themselves They wouldn't have to repeat themselves They wouldn't have to repeat themselves

My life would be simple then Cause I'd live in a plastic egg <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">And I'd call myself Rudolf Nureyev <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">And I'd brag about how I could dance

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">I wish that everyone would disappear <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">So I could listen to my radio <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">And never have to repeat myself <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">To anybody...

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">...ever again.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">  <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:medium;line-height:normal;">The end. (He's my boyfriend)