Sunday Paper

"Sunday Paper" is the fourth track on Logan Whitehurst's debut album, Outsmartin' The Popos.

Lyrics
(yawn) Aw man, smell that morning air. Time for the paper. Hey, where's my paper? Aw man, EVERY WEEK! click.

 I wish I had a quarter  For every time I reached the border  And almost killed my stupid neighbor  Over a stolen sunday paper  He even let his mangy cat  Do something nasty on my welcome mat  I wish I had a baseball glove  <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">So I could kill my next door neighbor <span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">And take his bowling trophies <span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">And pawn them off I'm gonna kill my neighbor <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">Cause he stole my sunday paper <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">I'm gonna kill my neighbor <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">Cause he stole my sunday paper <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">The same thing happens every week <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">I get so mad I can hardly speak <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">I want my daily horoscope <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">I'm gonna kill my neighbor <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">And then I'm gonna burn his house down <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">To the ground

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">If only I were ten feet tall <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">I'd smush him up into a ball <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">And then I'd roll him down the stairs <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">But I am only four foot six

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">So I wanna kill my neighbor <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">Cause he stole my sunday paper <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">But I guess I'm kinda helpless <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">Like the later-years Elvis <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">There'll be no letting of blood today <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">I'll ring his doorbell and run away <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">And laugh at him from my front porch <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">And forget about my paper <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">Cause after all <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times;font-size:small;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">I don't know how to read