The Three-Legged Horse

The twenty-first track on I Would Be A Biggest Octopus.

Lyrics
I bought me a three-legged packhorse He hobbles and stumbles around I wonder what I was a-drinkin' When I dragged him back home from town

CHORUS: The three-legged horse I don't know why I buyed him You can lead him to water But you can't make him drown The three-legged horse It's no fun to ride him He walks in a circle And then he falls down

He may not be bright, but he's loyal He won't fall on anyone but me Like the legs on a minimalist table There used to be four, now there's--one less than that.

CHORUS